once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
me in the winter:
how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer:
how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside